I should probably remind folks that if you want a (near) daily reporting of activity that you can check out my parents’ blog at:
http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/bryanraybon
I want this spot to be about telling the long form story and my dad is much better about telling the pertinent daily details, so give it a look in case I decide to be lazy again for a few days. 🙂
So Thursday 2/17/11 was the day I checked in to Emory for my first round of chemotherapy, the A-arm regimen (as in A-arm and B-arm, there will be two) called R-Hyper-CVAD that was to be administered over a 5 day inpatient hospitalization. My brother arrived that morning and waited with my parents and I for a call from the hospital for a bed to open up. It was a little bit tense for a variety of reasons, notwithstanding the previous day’s shenanigans, and we didn’t really have a great idea for what the process was going to be beyond a phone call we were meant to receive from a nurse on the unit telling me to head over when a bed has opened up. Clearly I didn’t have the patience to be waiting around all day for some nurse that I never met to get around to calling me to say “sure, come on over, I mean if you can make it or whatever” and neither did the other 3 people in the room. So I started making my calls to the outpatient clinic trying to make someone de-mystify this process for me and make a more concrete plan than “wait for your phone to ring for further instructions” happen. I page my “nurse coordinator” Christina and 20 minutes later someone else calls me back, saying that Christina is busy and asking if she could help with anything.
“Uh yeah. Christina seems to be busy a lot because I can never get her, that’s weird. Anyway. So I’m supposed to go inpatient for chemo today and the only instructions I’ve received are to wait for a call. Is that standard procedure? It seems a little informal to me, especially since I’ve got tons of questions since I never did this before” I said.
I think there might have already been a hint of tone in my voice. Maybe. A whisper of tone really.
“Oh, this is your first time? No, this is not unusual. Like, what do you want to know?” she said.
“Well, like, do I have any food restrictions? What should I bring? What shouldn’t I bring? Where should I go? Where do I park? Where’s my first stop? What’s the number to the unit, I think I wrote it on a napkin the other day and then lost it.” I said.
“Huh, sounds like they didn’t give you a lot of preparation for this. Sorry about that. Um, I don’t really work over there so I’m not expert on all of this stuff but as far as I know there are no food restrictions, you can bring snack food if you like, bring clothes for a few days, most people bring t-shirts and pajamas, you park in the same place you do for the outpatient center, you start in admissions on the 2nd floor, and really the nurse should be calling you but here’s their number.” she said.
“Oh. Well. Good. Thanks.”
I feel slightly silly, but glad for more information that I can pass to the problem solvers in the room (read: dad and brother) so everyone feels a little bit more in control. Then I call the unit and speak with the nurse who basically reiterates what I was just told and said she would call me soon, which she did around 11:30am.
Off we go.
We check in through admissions and I flirt with Whitney Houston’s cousin (not really… duh… just could be) who is working the desk for about an hour. Somehow she indicated to me something that let me know that she believed that my brother, whom I clearly share some physical familial features with, might have been my life-partner. Creepy! Eww! Vomick! I know he would be repulsed too, and for other reasons, but is this some kind of sicko movie trailer for the chemo-nausea? Egads! (Oops, I forgot to tell him or anyone else this… I hope they don’t mind). Anyway I cleared that up for her very very quickly and then she promptly offered to get me dates while I’m around and to control the inevitable parade that will be marching through her doors. She had a great really laugh and I really do love and cherish my sassy black women with a wig on they head! Really, sassy women at all I guess. I think I could work with her and so ultimately she was great! M’kay mi’hunny? Shoo…
So we get up to the unit, showed to the room which has a great big glass bay window view of the Emory campus but mainly the big blue sky. It’s pretty nice as far as hospital rooms go: clean, simple, sterile, equipment hanging on the wall, a bed with rails and controls on the side, a stainless steel sink, antibacterial soap and antibacterial foam prominently placed around the room, fluorescent lights in the main room, fluorescent lights and grey tile in the bathroom, fluorescent lights in the racetrack around the 24 bed isosceles triangle shaped unit, fluorescents in the nurses station, probably fluorescents in the closet and fluorescents under the bed if I had bothered to check. Thank God for those big bay windows and for one recessed “reading light” in the corner… I just can’t see how anyone can be expected to get well when they are forced to be under such harsh and unflattering light. How bad would it be if I brought in my own pieces to design a lighting concept? I’ll have to consider that for next time.
A flurry of providers come into the room over the next several hours: the intake assessment nurse Stacey London, who paid $500 to have Nick Arrojo cut her hair once, was immediately a sassy favorite, Maria the charge nurse has been there for 30 years and is clearly Mother Superior on the unit was delightful and soothing for my anxiety, Laurie the PA who I saw most and felt gave me the most medical attention over my stay reminded me of my sweet unassuming piano teacher growing up and was also delightfully soothing, a chaplain whose name I didn’t catch but looked very much like my younger brother and wanted to talk about the meaning/grief of cancer pretty quickly. The chat with the chaplain was brief and essentially a referral to my more religious and spiritually minded parents. Sidebar: if the connection hadn’t just happened with Miss Warwick, I might be commenting on Mr. Chaplain’s pretty eyes… but I still taste vomit in the back of my throat even having that thought, so never mind. Laurie sent in two other nurses to make me laugh by painting big red lips and an old man’s pipe on their facemasks. It was silly and made me wonder if she thought I was actually 8 years old, but it also let me know that these women are angels who don’t want me to suffer and will make fools of themselves to make me happy and make me better, so I smiled politely.
The intake assessment got all kinds of data on me: height, weight, medical history, vital signs, basic story so far, procedures so far, exercise patterns, dietary patterns, bowel patterns (oh get ready for the shit talk, it’s a’comin), history of mental health/substance abuse problems, alcohol/tobacco use history. Yes I was honest “enough” about my secret tobacco shame… in front of my parents. I’m clean now, and that’s all that matters ok? Clean. And I already have cancer, so stop judging me. Jerk. Meh.
I’m sorry. That wasn’t fair. You’re not a jerk. I am. Keep in mind that I have no access to vice through all of this. I mean oxycodone, ativan, and steroids that act like cocaine are great, but just so’s ya know, narcotic pain medication or anxiety medication does not take you from pain/anxiety straight to euphoria like a nice cocktail might, rather it just removes those unpleasant symptoms. And drug abuse is frowned upon in the hospital. Just sayin.
So. Then a cute young pharmacist who could have been Kelly Kapowski if she had gone to pharmacy school instead of dropping out at Bayside High came in to explain my regimen. She bumbled a little bit in the beginning since for some reason she didn’t even have my accurate diagnosis clear (insert a little stomach flip here, especially since she was talking about an “intrathetcal bone marrow tap” that sounded like an administration of medication in the same method of the bone marrow biopsy which I had no desire to repeat!) but cleared it up very quickly and gave a good explanation for the R-HyperCVAD protocol. I will give a tiny bit of her academic/non-scary version mixed with my own understanding of what she told me:
Rituxan – A non-chemotherapy drug the slows cancer cell growth and aids the other drugs in the fight. It’s made of mouse parts. Gross. Sci-fi. It has a strong chance for allergic reaction, which is controllable and will not inhibit administration of the drug since there is no substitute and it is an essential part of the regimen. I will receive one 4 hour infusion on this round during day-shift tomorrow when the full staff will be present in case of allergic reaction. I think this drug gave me the metallic flavor in my mouth which went away after it was over. This was the only side effect.
Cyclophosphamide (Ctyoxan) – A mustard gas derivative, discovered after WW1 survivors of mustard gas bombing also had low white blood cell counts. I get a good strong dose of this (hence the “hyper”) 6 rounds every 12 hours of 3 hour infusions of this drug over the next 3 days. This is the first chemotherapy drug I received at 9:00 that night on that first day. It scared me at bit, but ultimately I didn’t notice any side effects from it.
Vincristine (I refer to as VickyChristinaBarcelona) – I don’t know much about the action of this drug, but it is a chemotherapy drug that only took 10 minutes to infuse, I think I only got it once on the 3rd or 4th day, and I dont think there were any side effects.
Adriamycin (Doxyrubicin) – This drug was referred to as the red devil or as red kool-aid because of it’s bright red color. . It turned my urine peach colored and wigged me out a little bit because it looked different from the other drugs that were just clear fluid. Also, when the nurse brought the bag in to infuse she wore more protective gear than normal and kept the bag under a green plastic bag like it was a wine bottle or something. Scary photo huh? At least she was nice and I had other distraction. This was a 24 hour infusion that I got on the last day in the hospital. I think this contributes to the “hyper” moniker since another patient talked about taking the same drug over 3 hours in an outpatient infusion center.
Dexamethasone (Decadron) – This is a steroid that was given to me in 10 tiny green tablets. I think it’s supposed to do something to the vickchristinabarcelona, but it really just made me very very very irritable. So irritable in fact that I got a psych consult recommended to me my my doc and parents to see if there was something she could do to control that when I was taking it. Yikes! I don’t remember throwing things or yelling at people or even saying anything nasty…. but again, I have this tone that I take sometimes that must have been an echo of what happened in the recovery room from the portacatheter installation.
Ok, so there you have it folks, a basic primer into my first inpatient hospitalization. I’ll try to write more tomorrow as it seems I will be sequestered in my home for the next few days since my white blood cell count just dropped from a healthy 8.0 on Friday to a 1.2 today (normal limits are 4.9-9.1) and I won’t be able to go out or have visitors. Stupid denial popping reality…. showing up like that and shit… bah!
G’nite y’all!